Thursday, August 13, 2009

Funny One Liner Jokes, Oneliners

My opponent called me a cream puff. ... Well, I rushed out and got the baker's union to endorse me.
~Author : Claiborne Pell Famous Quotes

Of what shall a man be proud, if he is not proud of his friends
~Author : Robert Louis Stephenson Inspirational Sayings

Kindness is the life's blood, the elixir of marriage. Kindness makes the difference between passion and caring. Kindness is tenderness. Kindness is love, but perhaps greater than love ... Kindness is good will. Kindness says, 'I want you to be happy.' Kindness comes very close to the benevolence of God.
~Author : Randolph Ray Nice Quotes

It is impossible to design a system so perfect that no one needs to be good.
~Author : T S Eliot Great Sayings

The greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground....
~Author : Unknown Meaningful Sayings

Diplomacy: lying in state.
~Author : Oliver Hereford Wise Quotes

Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile!
~Author : Kurt Vonnegut Jr Motivational Sayings

His mother called such people ignorant and superstitious, but his father only shook his head slowly and puffed his pipe and said that sometimes old stories had a grain or two of truth in them and it was best not to take chances. It was why, he said, he crossed himself whenever a black cat crossed his path.
~Author : Stephen King Famous Quotes

The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly.
~Author : Richard Bach Inspirational Sayings

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