Thursday, August 13, 2009

Funny quotes and one liners

How is the Empire?
~Author : George V last words 21 January 1936 Famous Quotes

I tried to resist his overtures, but he plied me with symphonies, quartettes, chamber music, and cantatas.
~Author : SJ Perelman Inspirational Sayings

We are born brave, trusting and greedy, and most of us remain greedy.
~Author : Author Unknown Nice Quotes

If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time.
~Author : Marcel Proust Great Sayings

Whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends [life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness] it is the right of the people to alter or abolish it, and to institute new government...
~Author : Thomas Jefferson The Declaration of Independence Meaningful Sayings

Everybody wants to be somebody nobody wants to grow.
~Author : Johann von Goethe Wise Quotes

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
~Author : Rita Mae Brown Motivational Sayings

Do not wish to be anything but what you are, And try to be that perfectly.
~Author : Saint Francis de Sales Famous Quotes

Slang is a language that rolls up its sleeves, spits on its hands and goes to work.
~Author : Carl Sandburg Inspirational Sayings

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