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With you I should love to live, with you be ready to die.
~Author : Horace Famous Quotes

When you learn how to die, you learn how to live.
~Author : Morrie Schwartz Tuesdays with Morrie Inspirational Sayings
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For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g
j" anomali wonse and for all.

Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.

Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud
hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
~Author : Mark Twain A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling Nice Quotes

Gabriel Oh come on Stan Not everything ends the way you think it should Besides, audiences love happy endings.
~Author : Swordfish Great Sayings

Where all think alike, no one thinks very much.
~Author : Walter Lippmann Meaningful Sayings

The most dangerous leadership myth is that leaders are born-that there is a genetic factor to leadership. This myth asserts that people simply either have certain charismatic qualities or not. That's nonsense in fact, the opposite is true. Leaders are made rather than born. Failing organizations are usually over-managed and under-led.
~Author : Warren Bennis Wise Quotes

Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both.
~Author : John Andrew Holmes Wisdom in Small Doses Motivational Sayings

Well, spring sprang. We've had our state of grace and our little gift of sanctioned madness, courtesy of Mother Nature. Thanks, Gaia. Much obliged. I guess it's time to get back to that daily routine of living we like to call normal.
~Author : David Assael Famous Quotes

We are all in the hands of an omnipotent, omniscient, just and merciful God, and whatever may be the destiny of humanity (for real or woe), there will be a universal and eternal amen to all that God does.
~Author : W T Ussery Inspirational Sayings